in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
