If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
