I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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