HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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