i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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