YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The ass gains better be worth it
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