I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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