How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Boobs speak an international language.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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