You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
