White coat. Heels.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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