May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
