But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw a hot homeless man
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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