That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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