belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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