just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He better not be in your backpack
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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