Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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