just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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