I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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