She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My hand turned me down
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize