so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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