I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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