Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
