everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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