she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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