Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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