he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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