I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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