That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do plants get herpes?
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