I'm drive I can fine osifer
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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