It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
