...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
