Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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