its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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