I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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