i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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