Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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