this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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