went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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