Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Randomize
