You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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