he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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