the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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