awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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