i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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