i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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