I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
