oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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