Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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