there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
the liver wants what the liver wants
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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