Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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