just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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