dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
wow bdsm is so cute
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