I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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