I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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