I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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