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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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