Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My ass is underappreciated
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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