WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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